I see your mouth moving, but you ain’t saying nufin

I am a total random person. I can go from talking about the current state of social economics to ass eating techniques in less than 3 seconds. So here are some of my random thoughts for today...

I really hate being late to work. I feel totally misplaced the entire day. I get into this funk where I feel I am behind in everything I do. Then before I know it, I have a huge pile of paperwork, reports, tasks and whatnot sitting in my Inbox. It’s shitty. On occasion it evolves into me becoming insanely frustrated. That only leads to me wanting to get fucked. Well, on the bright side, that works. Nothing like a getting pounded to relieve the stress of the day, eh?

Why do people insist of drenching themselves in cologne?! I don’t want to mention names, but Peaches Christ!* My eyes water every time I get into the office elevator. Do yourself a favor, if you must use a fragrance, only spray once, not eight times! It’s so bad that if I were to light a match, they would go up in flames. Then again, some of them are already flaming. For reals.

*I say “Peaches Christ” instead of “Jesus Christ”. I swear that Jesus guy has the best PR person.

I am so not a committed relationship type of person at all. I am way too self absorbed, and not to mention a slut who gives it up too easily sometimes. I certainly do not want to devote my life to one person, giving them every single part of me. Not my style. Yes, I like to be open and honest with my friends and “friends”, but sometimes you have to keep things inside just for you – keep as your personal feelings, thoughts and goals. It’s not that I don’t want to share in fear of being hurt... I’ve been hurt before and I know will get hurt again – that’s life. But no one needs to know every single thought I have during the day, y’know? I just want to live my life in the way *I* want to. I prefer to set my own limits, if there are any. I don’t get people who rely on others to make their decisions. That baffles me. Why would you want someone else ruling what you do, who you see, where you go? Well, if that works for you and makes you happy, then great – I can’t argue with that. To each his own. I honestly don’t get the whole “boyfriend/boyfriend”, “girlfriend/girlfriend”, “husband/wifee”, whatever thing tho. I feel as if we were programmed to believe that if we don’t have anyone in our lives, we are incomplete. That’s bullshit. No one NEEDS anyone to survive. I think I’ll put the brakes on there. This thought can continue at another time. These thoughts always get me accused of being bitter. Oh please, my only bitterness in life is not being able to find Green Corn Tamales here in Cali. Seriously.

Enough of my half ass’d ramblings, it’s Friday so you know what that means... well, actually nothing. Oh shit, reverse that... I’ve been working on the weekends for the past few weeks, but this weekend I’ve been spared. So... I guess that makes it special. Wadahoo! I think that deserves a few cocktails. Here’s the plan: Greyboy Allstars concert tonight at 4th & B, then a “Mystery Event” tomorrow (I’m being whisked away, of sorts, for my birthday – which isn’t for another couple of weeks actually), then I’m off to see Juliette & The Licks, final-fucking-ly, in West Hollywood on Sunday night. I hope she spits on me from the stage.