From Squeaky to Puta to Peaches to John

I am recovering from another extremely entertaining and spectacular weekend in Los Angeles. Timofy and Woods made great company as we hit up WigOut at MBar, Doughboys, Melrose Avenue (for some shopping, of course), A John Water’s Christmas with Peaches at UCLA, Hot Dog at Club 7969 and Eat Well.

The highlight of my weekend was drenching my favorite Hot Dog Go Go Dancer with dollar bills... which led to him grabbing the back of my head and “forcing” my face into the front of his jockstap. This didn't just happen once, but twice! I did my best both times to grab a mouthful of his man meat – I did alright... 2d2f basically. Each time I was “bobbing for apples”, he would bend me over and spank my ass. Now, I am not one for spankings, but I felt I would have done anything he asked. I was in hog heaven... and I was craving more. *oink*

Wigout on Friday was a blast – as usual. Timofy and Miss A finally got to meet the incredible Squeaky Blonde. I had the pleasure of talking to the fantastic Putanesca for a while after the show – she probably thought I was some insane Hispanic groupie who had a bit too much to drink... all thanks to my ideas for Death Drag. Puta and Squeaky both introduced me to the legendary The Steve Lady who fiercely wore a surgeon’s mask. Timofy, Miss A, Martin, Martin’s friend, Woods and I ended up at Hollywood Thai Karaoke until 3am with a mouthful of Tiger Cry and Shrimp Fried Rice – which was fucking hot as hell. I think I’ll skip that dish the next time I eat there.

And if you get a chance to see A John Water’s Christmas, please do so. John is a complete genius and the king, and queen, of trash! A true original. Mink Stole & Bruce Vilanch (sans beard) were comfortably seated in the almost full auditorium. Electro rawker Peaches opened up the night with a phenomenally raunchy set which left most of the seated audience speechless. Of course, Woods, Timofy and I enjoyed every filthy minute of it.

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Squeaky Blonde smashes it up with Timofy, Miss A and Whip.

Devilishly grinning Woods grabs himself an arm full of the fabulously wicked Putanesca.

The end of Fade-DRA's holiday inspired performance... which included snow flurrying around, chugging Jack Daniels, throwing a cell phone into the audience, slitting wrists, bleeding over a picture of Jesus and collapsing dead – just what this season is all about.

The amazing Steve Lady.

Jack & Coke loving Squeaky and Woods lounging after the show.

Timofy getting a lick full of Miss A's cocoa butter.

Miss A showing off her latest Baker's discovery.

If you plan to go in, leave behind a trail of crumbs so you can find your way out.