Today is my 8th consecutive day that I am in the office working. I really can’t complain since I’m getting paid overtime, and lord knows I need the cash right now. Luckily the past two days have provide some release from the stress produced by The Client. Here are some of my discoveries from this past weekend...
“Chicken Little” is an instant classic due to the fact that:
1. Runt Of The Litter is a big homo
2. Butch lesbo bitch Foxy Loxy looks like a tranny
3. Fish Out Of Water is one bad muthafucka
4. Abby Mallard, a.k.a “Ugly Duckling” has the hots for Chicken Little
Three of my favorite tunes at Jackie Beat’s “The Holiday Ho”:
1. Jingle Bell Cock
2. The Sleeping With A Married Man Holiday Song
3. Christmas Whore Medley
People I saw in the audience howling during Jackie’s obscenely hilarious show:
1. Craig Chester
2. Mink Stole
3. Some other celebrity I couldn’t name
People I saw entering Jackie’s late show:
1. Chi Chi LaRue (out of drag)
2. Squeaky Blonde (in boy mode)
3. Selene Luna
Ballentine rocked thanks to:
1. Heather (smokin’ hot & fucking sweet as hell – makes me wish I was a hetero)
2. Frank (a bassist... ‘nuff said)
3. Ben (love that hair)
4. Jeremy (those arms!)
5. Vassil (*drool* I hope he is the “bi” one that Heather talked about)
Three things I learned last night:
1. Patron makes normally quiet people lose their shit
2. Aussie women look like dykes
3. When Jackie Beat has two shows in one night, always go to the later one
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