Another wonderful weekend spent in my future home of Los Angeles. Trannies, trannies, and more trannies! And I thought I had my fill of trannies in 2005. Here is a brief recap of the festivities...
Sunrize Highway’s show at the Cavern Club
Highlights: Miss Highway making the entire audience of 12 or so hootin’ and hollerin’ so loudly it sounded as if the entire club was jammed packed, the San Diego bitches loving the show, Sunrize’s banter, singing, wig & outfit.
Lowlights: The poor turn out.
WigOut
Highlights: “Bareback Mountain”, Marianna, Squeaky Blonde, John Quale, Kielbasia, E & her shoes – and her fondness for Jagermeister, Squeaky’s love for head butting, DJ Roddy Bottum, Heatherette's Richie Rich mulling around the crowd, "stuuuupeeeeed!".
Lowlights: CreekBird – his performance has permanently damaged me.
Brokeback Mountain
Highlights: Ang Lee’s direction, movie being very thought provoking, all the actor’s performances – especially Anna Faris, Linda Cardellini, Michelle Williams, and Anne Hathaway.
Lowlights: In my personal opinion, it didn’t live up to the hype.
Varla Jean Merman’s “I’m Not Paying For This”
Highlights: Varla swinging from a “vine”, “Touch me!”, pickles, Varla’s talent of singing and changing outfits... at the same time, serpentine, Timofy loving the show, seeing a picture of Es Spicy Hilton prior to the new nose and bad dye job, "Witchy Woman".
Lowlights: WeHo homos snobbery, the long line, not so comfortable seats.
iCandy Lounge
Highlights: Stoli.
Lowlights: Pretentious queens, queens and more queens.
Los Tacos
Highlights: The food.
Lowlights: Crazy homeless man-thing who went berserk, flipped off the entire restaurant, and slammed his fist into the glass door.
Spit @ Faultline
Highlights: DJ Paul V.’s selection of tunes, Squeaky’s quote regarding getting tripled plugged in the bathroom, E & her shoes – and her fondness for Jagermeister, Woods’ view of Fade-Dra unmasked, Mnky and the boys, the smell of a real man’s bar, M.I.A., GoGo Eddie, crowd yelling out “Britney” and “Ashlee Simpson” to the queen who said no to any and all “AC/DC” songs, Woods stuffing dollar bills down GoGo Eddie’s undergarments, Lil' Kim, talking about Echo Park with E, free promo CDs, beer.
Lowlights: Conceited queen on stage “trying” to go-go dance and demanding money to be given to him if he should go-go dance, Timofy’s glazed look after drinking numerous cocktails, Jagermeister, my stomach ache.
Hamburger Mary’s Los Angeles
Highlights: Our server Candy and her quote regarding her heterosexual dating options in that establishment: “I’d have a better chance at a Klu Klux Klan rally”.
Lowlights: The food.
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And now some visuals from "le weekend"...
The lovely Sunrize Highway with a smirky Woods and "smile-friendly" Whipster.
Bareback Mountain with Jean Natalia and Kater Masterbater.
The non-lesbiana Columbiana Marianna.
The trauma-inducing CreekBird.
Timofy’s infamous “oh no you deden’t” look.
The one and only Squeaky Blonde sporting a white gothika ensemble complete with skulls.
Whip assisting E with the flaunting of her shoes which are mysteriously missing.
San Fran chums Kielbasia (the Polish lunch lady) sans accordion & Squeaky.
The not quite drunk wallflowers Whip and Woods.
Timofy flirting it up with Martin Zungo’s “cousin” Marianna.
A blurry Squeaky couldn’t help shaking her shimmy on the dancefloor.
Post Stoli & Coke Timofy with a Amstel Light sipping Whip.
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