Last night Timofy and I caught “Cheaper By The Dozen 2” at the local AMC. Being a fan of the first one, I had a desire to see the sequel. I know its total Hollywood bubble gum Christian family crap, but hey, movies like this are entertaining to me. And I’m not afraid to admit it! =)
Anyhow, the only problem I had with the movie was Hilary Duff’s veneers. I mean c’mon, what the hell was she thinking? Every time I saw them I thought of Ross on that episode of “Friends” where he got his teeth bleached. I was terrified the minute she appeared on screen. Timofy leaned over to me at that point and said “Damn, she looks old”. I had to agree. She looked like an old woman with dentures. Scary. Especially considering she is only like 18 years old. At least the upside to this was Miss Hilary had limited screen time. I guess scheduling conflicts caused her only to be available for certain scenes. For example, she mysteriously disappeared when the entire Baker family attended lunch at the Murtaugh’s compound “The Boulders”. Oh well, seeing Tom Welling in shorts made up for the lack of continuity.
He has nice legs... and they definitely look better from the back side.
Anyhoo, if you plan on watching “Cheaper By The Dozen 2” anytime soon, please have a pair of sunglasses handy so when H.Duff and her big bright monster teeth appear on screen you can save yourself from going blind. Those teeth plus knowing that she is currently dating a member from the faux punk band Good Charlotte just makes it all the worse.
2 comments:
I love when Ross bleaches his teeth and they glow in black light! I have been surprised at how many moments in life remind me of Ross's over bleached teeth.
Good commentary on the movie.
I know what you mean... anytime I see big, white, glow-like teeth I think of Ross. Funny how scenes from "Friends" are now burned into our memories. And to think, I seriously hated that show when it started.
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