Le weekend

Friday January 27th, 2006

11:47pm

The Key Club on Sunset Boulevard

Men’s Restroom

All stalls and urinals occupied by semi-drunk concert goers.

Drunk Random Hetero Dude at urinal #1: Can anyone tell me how long Ciailis lasts?

*silence*

Drunk Random Hetero Dude at urinal #1: Can anyone help me please? My buddy just gave me one and I want to know what I should expect.

*silence*

Drunk Random Hetero Dude at urinal #2: Sorry bro, I don’t know.

Drunk Random Hetero Dude at urinal #1: No one? C’mon dudes... I need to know. I just did some blow and I took a Ciailis.

Whip: *thinks to himself* His date sure is one lucky girl.