Welcome to 2006

Happy New Year!

I know it’s late, but would you expect anything less from me?

2006 has started off extremely interesting. Within the first six days of this year I have:

– been shitfaced
– lost a digital camera
– taken part in a ferocious make-out session
– innocently visited a sex club
– asked if I had any “blow”
– used a glory hole for satisfaction
– woken up in a daze wearing my clothes from the night before
– gotten annoyed by The Client's DingBat & an East County Fag
– drank two Bloody Marys
– watched porn
– danced around like a jackass to Marc Almond’s live version of “Sex Dwarf”
– devoured a wonderfully tasty grilled Swordfish
– enjoyed a beer
– sniffed & licked an arm pit (or two)
– found myself under the weather
– worked my ass off in the office
– propositioned by a female for a threesome with Woods
– received a phone call from my sister Mandah where she called me a "whore"
– approached with a question on what my “beige” hanky means
– purchased items in an “adult” shop
– met two guys named "Steve"
– spotted a well known drag queen out of face
– shot the shit with Timofy
– eaten at my favorite messican eatery Los Tacos
– updated myspace.com profile
– witnessed Woods and his facial hair attract the studs
– had “the talk” about the prejudice within the gay community
– spread apart some ass cheeks
– given a female go-go dancer my hard earned cash
– been told my “dream” go-go dancer is a bad lay (and annoying)
– almost started a fight with some WeHo queens
– listened to Miss A rant about her big dick problems
– dished insider Hollywood gossip with Mnky
– snacked on some Swedish Fish
– used a 37 cent stamp

If this is a prelude on how this year is going to shape up (except for the part with me all sickly), then color me excited.