Whiplash’s Top 10 Films of 2005

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OK, like, here are my two cents for the ten best flicks of 2005...

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Chicken Little
I want to take Runt Of The Litter in full tranny gear to Dragstrip66.

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Sin City
Miho so horny ...and wet.

Crash
The only film in quite some time to stir up my emotions so much that I almost could have cried right there in the theatre.

Breakfast On Pluto
A brilliant screen gem about an Irish tranny named Kitten played by Cillian Murphy who looked damn hot in those frocks. Liam Nelson wasn’t too shabby either. ;-)

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Loggerheads
Completely thought provoking and genuine... I can never look at Bonnie Hunt the same again – in a good way of course.

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Palindromes
A one of a kind classic from genius Todd Solondz that tackles so many taboo subjects I’m surprised it wasn’t boycotted by those mondo insane Right Wing fanatics.

Pretty Persuasion
Picture “Mean Girls” getting date raped by “Heathers” then becoming pregnant only to have it aborted and thrown into a dirty needle infested trash can – that is how I describe this wonderfully devious, calculated, and structured piece of celluloid.

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The Devil’s Rejects
A cinematic spinal tap of much needed 1970’s grittiness... all thanks to the great Rob Zombie.

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Mysterious Skin
Gregg Araki’s finest work to date... other than discovering my gorgeous wife Rose McGowan.

El Crimen Perfecto
Álex de la Iglesia’s truly original, dark, campy, mind fuck, subtitled, thriller that could only come from Spain.