The recovery has begun...

I have safely returned to San Diego. To be honest, I am actually happy to be back in Southern California... it may not be the city I would like, but it definitely beats the hella cold I experienced in San Fran. I blame my disgust for the lower temperatures due to my years of living in Tucson... growing up in that heat can certainly damage you.

AnyHO, within the next few days I will be posting the pictures that documented all of the dirty going-ons from my trip up to the Bay Area. I need a day or two to get back into the swing of things before I tackle such a LARGE project... and when I say the swing of things, I mean work, and when I say LARGE project, I mean a certain stud’s massive member. And it’s no surprised that work is, like, totally fucked on my first day back. I’ve been in town for less than 24 hours and The DingBat is already riding my coattail. Fucking cunt.

On a sad & sour note, I found out this afternoon that my most “special friend” has abruptly moved to Texas. My lips, tongue, cock and ass are officially now in mourning. I hope to see him next time I am in Texas... like that will ever happen.

Blow Buddies here I cum...

I’m off to San Fran for nine days of trannie stalking, Stoli binging, and hard cock hijinks.

I will dish all of the gossip when I return.

my*whore*space.com

Wow, myspace.com is something else, isn’t it? I’ve only been on that site for a few months, but damn, I always seem to be amazed on how quickly gay men turn everything into a quest for cock. Hey, I’m not knocking it... I’m just bringing the shit to y’all attentions.

I know certain hetero and flamey people who are, like, totally addicted to that site. They are on there day and night, but myspace.com is no different than any other website. The internet is notorious for sucking you in and letting you rot there for days. At least myspace.com allows you to talk yourself up and boast about whatever the hell you want... and that is the genius of it. Of course with something like this, there is a point where it goes from being cutesy to down right sickening. You can thank the gay men for that, since they LOVE to boast about themselves – gawd knows this cocksmoker does.

From my observations, some of profiles are just excuses to post some pictures of you “modeling” – news flash: “modeling” for your buddy at some cracked out circuit event or summery pool party doesn’t count as “modeling”. It’s also a chance for those insecure muscle dudes to show off their assets and create a temple to be worshipped upon. Then again, some of the profiles reek of a type of dog shit that I call spam. Damn fake profiles.

For your entertainment, I have listed some of my favorite vomit inducing comments, “About Me” info and whatnot that I have come into contact within the past couple of days. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

MARCELLO --- 2/15/2006 11:25 AM
Too bad all men dont look like youyour good looks landed you in my top 8now I want to top you with my 8

ask me --- 2/14/2006 3:33 PM
hey!! thanks for added me!! happy vakentine's day i hope you are not lonely like i'm! but anyway if you wanna chat later let me know i'm always up to chat!!

Adam --- January 27, 2006 2:36 PM
I love your body... I love the fact that you shave... thats fucking sexy. Your my hero.

John --- February 6, 2006 9:07 PM
Dude may I tongue wash those washboard abs for you?

joe --- February 11, 2006 2:56 PM
i would suck dat pink nipple

Justin --- 2/15/2006 5:52 PM
thanks stud and who wouldn't want to top you?

Ron --- 2/15/2006 1:46 PM
yeah bud!! thanks for the add......So will you fuck me NOW?!

Pter --- February 7, 2006 8:08 PM
You have such an adorable boyish charm. You are just such a perfect combo of hawtness and cute =)

Eric's Blurbs
About me:Well i really dont like doing these things but, here it goes: Im a 23 year old gay guy who enjoys sex and being naked... I also like to ski and wake board with my boat on Lake Travis and go downtown and drink, If you hot hit me up and maybe we can hook up!! Peace...PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 YEARS OLD, IM TIRED OF LITTLE BOYS WHO SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL TRYIN TO CONTACT ME!!!!!!

Clark's Blurbs
About me:I like hot guys Who I'd like to meet:Hot guys

^^ tj ^^'s Blurbs
About me:where to start..IM A VERY SEXUAL PERSON..I LOVE SEX, LOVE TO LOOK AT HOT BODIES, LOVE TO TALK ABOUT IT..LOVE TO DO IT..I work out, play with my dogs, and go out partying with my friends. Im very athletic and like just about any sport. I love to be in the sun, and im kinda a nudist. I love being naked and free..ive never minded other people seeing my body. in fact it turns me on to know you like seeing my body..Ive always worked on it and i think if you got it, show it...lol i know i like to look at a hot guy or girl..(naked of course...lol) im a very open honest person, and i love to chat with new people. I dont like game players, so if thats you, then just keep going. I like people that are open and like to talk about things. Im not stuck up, but i tend to like in shape sexy guys and girls..and yes..im bi..i think its the best of all worlds. so drop me a line and show me some lovin if you like me. TO THOSE OF YOU THAT USE THIS SITE TO BE SELF PROMOTING SLUTS AND WHORES, PLEASE DONT BOTHER ME. IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR WEBSITES AND PAY TO SEE YOU. IF YOU WANT US TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT..SEND US YOUR PICS..THIS SITE IS TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE FUN..NOT TO BE SOLICITED BY A BUNCH OF SELF PROMOTIONG WHORES..SO THOSE OF YOU WITH WEBSITES OR ARE PHOTOGRAPHERS, PASS ME BY..I WANT TO CHAT AND LOOK AT REAL PEOPLE. AND TO THOSE OF YOU THAT THINK PORN STARS OR VICTORIAS SECRET MODELS REALLY HAVE A PROFILE ON HERE ..WAKE UP..DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT A GIRL WHO IS A MODEL OR A PORN STAR REALLY HAS TIME TO TALK OR NEEDS TO BE ON HERE??..THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD, SOCIALIZE WITH AS MANY HOTTIES AS THEY WANT, AND YOU THINK THEY ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN PLAIN SIMPLE PEOPLE LIKE US??? DID YOU EVER STOP AND THINK THAT SOME ASSHOLE IN NEBRASKA IS USING A FAKE PICTURE AND PRETENDING TO BE A MODEL?? C'MON PEOPLE ARENT WE SMARTER THEN THAT?? NOW IF YOU ARE REAL AND UR A SLUT AND WANT TO SHOW OFF WHAT YOU GOT, IM ALL OVER THAT. I LOVE LOOKING A T A HOT SEXY BODY (MALE OR FEMALE) SO BRING IT ON..

Be mine? If so, meet me at F-Street.

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Love Hurts, but not as much as PAs

The weekend was another roving success – "Final Destination 3", Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles, Thai Karaoke, Cha Cha Cha, but last night’s Dragstrip66’s Love Hurts delivered the goods... saucy trannies, great music, strong cocktails, and very low key laid back debauchery. Nothing spectacular happened on my end, except being groped by a dimwitted gentleman whose pick up line was “I like your tie”. I cannot speak for my mates who attended with me, but I know there was some seedy good times ahappenin’ around the club. There were also some interesting visuals on the dance floor provided by drunk drag queens and queers in leather.

Not even five minutes in the bar, and Miss A's backside gets manhandled!

Woods and Whip chilling out before the show begins.

Gina Lotriman addresses the crowd regarding the The Ex-Plex controversy.

The magnificent Bridgette of Madison County.

Bridgette and Gina WERK the stage during their "Don't Cha"/"Erotic City" medley.

The amazing Liza and Lorna (The Boofont Sisters) belt out another tune.

The wickedly genius Ji Had sporting a look that had all of the fags perplexed.

A cockfull of trannies bombarded the stage during the promenade.

Momma and her evil twin show us the triple Z's.

Trannie Lennox giving the boys the whip.

For all you bitches "at the Zone", Bridgette nails Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" dead on.

Miss A and Woods preparing their mouths for some post-Dragstrip66 action at the Slammer.

Miss A and Whip silly it up while waiting for drinks at the bar.

Mnky and his crew all cruisy by the DJ booth.

Miss A plants a big wet one on Whip's cheek.

Another full house at The Echo.

GoGoEddie and Woods cozy up.

Miss A backing up for another spanking.

Whip doing his best "Final Destination 3's Julie" impression.

Role models "The Only Other Black Girl" and Miss A. Learn it.

Mnky's hand signal for "meet me at the Hollywood Spa".

Miss A giving it to Woods Jewel's Catch One style.

Cheesy bitch Whip snapping a picture with sexy Mnky.

The beginning stages of the Miss A & "The Only Other Black Girl" freak session.

The smiley Mnky posing with the "happily returned" stud man Woods.

Whip looking like a dork while fondling Miss A with his other hand.

Fierce Trannies all pinked out with the hot ass shoes, smoking outfits, and classic hair.

Drunkenards Woods and Whip shaking their asses to Morningwood.

Miss A all ret' to go to Thai Karaoke asking "What the fuck?!"

Bush’d

The perfect depiction of G.Bush...

Thursday's Random Things

Current mood: Whatever/Careless, Annoyed, Flustered

The thing I wish I was doing instead of what I am really doing: Masturbating

Music of the moment: “I Don’t Want To Fall In Love” by She Wants Revenge

Number one person on my shitlist: The DingBat

What I am looking forward to this upcoming weekend: “Final Destination 3” and Dragstrip66’s Love Hurts

Deep thought: Being “myself” puts a strain on others

As you take in the 8th inch...

For the love of all things sleazy, if you ever find yourself on your knees in the back alley of the local 7-11 orally worshipping a piece of manmeat... what ever you do, please, please, please do not wink at the person looking back down at you. It makes you look like a jackass.

The Crypt Keeper has been found!

For the past few years, I’ve been wondering where in the hell has the Crypt Keeper been hiding?! The last time I saw him, he was headlining Knott’s Berry Farm's Halloween Haunt with Elvira a few years ago. The following year at the event, he was mysterious missing. I figured Knott’s gave his ass the boot. Oh well. Then last week, I’m screwing around the internet looking for porn when I come across an article on Salon.com about a certain well known retail store that I frequent. Upon scanning the page I see a picture of the CEO of the company... and it’s him. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Crypt Keeper... all done up with plastic surgery and hip Southern California threads. I do have to say, he looks good for being over 600 years old.

Click here to see what the hell I'm talking about ---> http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/index_np.html

The Devil wears orange nail polish

Dearest Karma,

Do me one favor... please have The DingBat fired from The Client.

Sincerely,
Whip

Looking for an answer...

To Whom It May Concern,

Why must people flake?

Why must “friends” say they are interested in attending an event, confirm they are going, but when the day comes they simply forget about it, or at least pretend to?

Why do I even try to make arrangements with people to hang out when their actions clearly show me that they are not even interested even when they say they are?

Why did I get the shit end of the stick after my separation from Timofy?

Why must people be so stupid?

Why do I feel stupid because I have been fucked over numerous times?

Why is it that only after I started hanging out with Timofy again, some of those people who ignored me months ago, are now attempting to contact me?

Why must I be so nice to plan things only to be let down... over and over again?

Why do I even try?

Why does all of this bullshit only make my move to Los Angeles even more substantial to my well being?

Sincerely,
Whip

“I have to eat your ass, it's tradition.”

Whew... I am in recovery mode right now. What can I say about my trip up to San Fran? I can describe it in three words: Fan Fucking Tastic. Seriously, it rocked.

I had such a blast hanging with BJ and Woods at Trannyshack’s “Cirque Du Faux Pas” on Tuesday night. All of the performer’s numbers were phenomenal. Each one was a total visual treat. Heklina had me ducking from flying cookies, Faux Pas left me awe-struck once again, and Ooh La Luz had me seeing red. Luckily I did not get called to the stage for a “de-virginizing” as almost promised on the Trannyshack Tribe post... which I had started days before leaving for the trip. Next time, next time.

On Wednesday afternoon, Woods and I headed over to Cha Cha Cha in the Haight-Ashbury area for a little late lunch before shopping at Amoeba Records and catching “Transamerica” at The Bridge. Let me throw my two cents into the Oscar race pool and say that Felicity Huffman definitely deserves to win that golden statue for Best Actress. She was amazing in that film.

After the late afternoon activities, Woods and I headed back to the hotel to freshen up, and to have a few cocktails. At about 11pm, we flagged down a taxi cab over to the Castro for the one year anniversary of the monthly party appropriately titled Faggot – which is held at Daddy’s. It was completely insane and so much fun. You couldn’t go wrong with the lovely Anna Conda hosting, DJ EarWorm manning the decks, and an extremely “friendly” crowd. As the night progressed, we were adorned with performances by Anna Conda and the wonderfully wicked Suppositori Spelling. Needless to say, I barely remember getting back to the hotel. You know you’ve had a good time when you wake up the next morning naked and clueless on how you got that way.

Alright, enough with my blabbing, it's photo time...

Yet another stunning conceptual piece by Faux Pas.

Half way through the song Faux Pas turns her back to the audience and lays down on a bed of nails.

Towards the end of the number, Faux Pas’ fellow performer lays on top of her.

Vinstanos strutting her majik around the stage.

With the lighting dim on the stage, Siamese Twin’d Ooh La Luz enchanted the crowd with glowly red lights.

The surreal carnival Fortune Teller brought to you by Kiddie.

Loveless’ arms sway during her dreamy number.

Glamamore’s extraordinary production of the half woman half man!

The hauntingly radiant Malakai bringing you a carousel.

Fauxnique prepares to walk the tight rope.

Woods and BJ all smiles after the show.

Whip serving up a piece of BJ’s yummy goodness.

Whip in half open mouth mode getting fresh with Shutterslut.

Woods’ coy look... *cough* a wolf in sheep’s clothing! *cough*

“Gorgeous!” A dry assed Whip with a non-funky smeared Heklina.

The brilliant Faux Pas with a fawning Woods.

The ecstatic Post-Trannyshack street walkers Whip (all bundley) and Woods (all leather’d).

Whip all scurred in the hallway at the "Overlook Hotel"... also known as the Ramada Inn on Market Street. Red rum.

The alluring Anna Conda letting the fags at Faggot know that tipping is not encouraged, but demanded!

Anna Conda snacking on dog treats while WERKing the lip sync.

On the road to being drunk bitches... Whip and Woods.

Woods gets all “arty” with the delightful Anna Conda.

A packed house at Faggot.

The graceful Suppostori Spelling aggressively showing Woods who is in charge.

Scottish! Woods befriends a fellow Scot at Faggot.

Suppostori showing the homos how to own the stage.

The elusive European Chris with a silly pucker’d up Whip.

Those Scots sure know how to party... and they also know how to shred a layer of clothing at a bat of an eye lash!

Anna Conda takes a moment from her busy hosting duties to snap a picture with Whip.

A busty Anna Conda seducing a scantily clad Woods.

The drunk bitches have finally arrived... and attempting to corrupt a sly Chris.

The awesome “Bucci Bag” spinning DJ EarWorm with a flabbergasted Whip.

The splendid Jarrad with the tipsy dorkus Whiplash... where’s the after party at?!

Woods, looking a bit pooped out, on the search for something meaty.