The Crypt Keeper has been found!

For the past few years, I’ve been wondering where in the hell has the Crypt Keeper been hiding?! The last time I saw him, he was headlining Knott’s Berry Farm's Halloween Haunt with Elvira a few years ago. The following year at the event, he was mysterious missing. I figured Knott’s gave his ass the boot. Oh well. Then last week, I’m screwing around the internet looking for porn when I come across an article on Salon.com about a certain well known retail store that I frequent. Upon scanning the page I see a picture of the CEO of the company... and it’s him. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Crypt Keeper... all done up with plastic surgery and hip Southern California threads. I do have to say, he looks good for being over 600 years old.

Click here to see what the hell I'm talking about ---> http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/index_np.html