my*whore*space.com

Wow, myspace.com is something else, isn’t it? I’ve only been on that site for a few months, but damn, I always seem to be amazed on how quickly gay men turn everything into a quest for cock. Hey, I’m not knocking it... I’m just bringing the shit to y’all attentions.

I know certain hetero and flamey people who are, like, totally addicted to that site. They are on there day and night, but myspace.com is no different than any other website. The internet is notorious for sucking you in and letting you rot there for days. At least myspace.com allows you to talk yourself up and boast about whatever the hell you want... and that is the genius of it. Of course with something like this, there is a point where it goes from being cutesy to down right sickening. You can thank the gay men for that, since they LOVE to boast about themselves – gawd knows this cocksmoker does.

From my observations, some of profiles are just excuses to post some pictures of you “modeling” – news flash: “modeling” for your buddy at some cracked out circuit event or summery pool party doesn’t count as “modeling”. It’s also a chance for those insecure muscle dudes to show off their assets and create a temple to be worshipped upon. Then again, some of the profiles reek of a type of dog shit that I call spam. Damn fake profiles.

For your entertainment, I have listed some of my favorite vomit inducing comments, “About Me” info and whatnot that I have come into contact within the past couple of days. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

MARCELLO --- 2/15/2006 11:25 AM
Too bad all men dont look like youyour good looks landed you in my top 8now I want to top you with my 8

ask me --- 2/14/2006 3:33 PM
hey!! thanks for added me!! happy vakentine's day i hope you are not lonely like i'm! but anyway if you wanna chat later let me know i'm always up to chat!!

Adam --- January 27, 2006 2:36 PM
I love your body... I love the fact that you shave... thats fucking sexy. Your my hero.

John --- February 6, 2006 9:07 PM
Dude may I tongue wash those washboard abs for you?

joe --- February 11, 2006 2:56 PM
i would suck dat pink nipple

Justin --- 2/15/2006 5:52 PM
thanks stud and who wouldn't want to top you?

Ron --- 2/15/2006 1:46 PM
yeah bud!! thanks for the add......So will you fuck me NOW?!

Pter --- February 7, 2006 8:08 PM
You have such an adorable boyish charm. You are just such a perfect combo of hawtness and cute =)

Eric's Blurbs
About me:Well i really dont like doing these things but, here it goes: Im a 23 year old gay guy who enjoys sex and being naked... I also like to ski and wake board with my boat on Lake Travis and go downtown and drink, If you hot hit me up and maybe we can hook up!! Peace...PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 YEARS OLD, IM TIRED OF LITTLE BOYS WHO SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL TRYIN TO CONTACT ME!!!!!!

Clark's Blurbs
About me:I like hot guys Who I'd like to meet:Hot guys

^^ tj ^^'s Blurbs
About me:where to start..IM A VERY SEXUAL PERSON..I LOVE SEX, LOVE TO LOOK AT HOT BODIES, LOVE TO TALK ABOUT IT..LOVE TO DO IT..I work out, play with my dogs, and go out partying with my friends. Im very athletic and like just about any sport. I love to be in the sun, and im kinda a nudist. I love being naked and free..ive never minded other people seeing my body. in fact it turns me on to know you like seeing my body..Ive always worked on it and i think if you got it, show it...lol i know i like to look at a hot guy or girl..(naked of course...lol) im a very open honest person, and i love to chat with new people. I dont like game players, so if thats you, then just keep going. I like people that are open and like to talk about things. Im not stuck up, but i tend to like in shape sexy guys and girls..and yes..im bi..i think its the best of all worlds. so drop me a line and show me some lovin if you like me. TO THOSE OF YOU THAT USE THIS SITE TO BE SELF PROMOTING SLUTS AND WHORES, PLEASE DONT BOTHER ME. IM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR WEBSITES AND PAY TO SEE YOU. IF YOU WANT US TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT..SEND US YOUR PICS..THIS SITE IS TO MAKE FRIENDS AND HAVE FUN..NOT TO BE SOLICITED BY A BUNCH OF SELF PROMOTIONG WHORES..SO THOSE OF YOU WITH WEBSITES OR ARE PHOTOGRAPHERS, PASS ME BY..I WANT TO CHAT AND LOOK AT REAL PEOPLE. AND TO THOSE OF YOU THAT THINK PORN STARS OR VICTORIAS SECRET MODELS REALLY HAVE A PROFILE ON HERE ..WAKE UP..DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT A GIRL WHO IS A MODEL OR A PORN STAR REALLY HAS TIME TO TALK OR NEEDS TO BE ON HERE??..THEY TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD, SOCIALIZE WITH AS MANY HOTTIES AS THEY WANT, AND YOU THINK THEY ARE ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN PLAIN SIMPLE PEOPLE LIKE US??? DID YOU EVER STOP AND THINK THAT SOME ASSHOLE IN NEBRASKA IS USING A FAKE PICTURE AND PRETENDING TO BE A MODEL?? C'MON PEOPLE ARENT WE SMARTER THEN THAT?? NOW IF YOU ARE REAL AND UR A SLUT AND WANT TO SHOW OFF WHAT YOU GOT, IM ALL OVER THAT. I LOVE LOOKING A T A HOT SEXY BODY (MALE OR FEMALE) SO BRING IT ON..