Fat Cow

I feel like a total lard ass right now. K.Sum and I, literally, rolled in from lunch. K.Sum convinced me to go to Pizza Slut and indulge in their All You Can Eat Lunchtime Buffet. I had numerous slices of pizza, plates of pasta and salad, and a cinnamon breadstick. Can you imagine all of this for only five dollars and fifty cents?! Oh, you can count on this cheap ho going back. Altho, next time I will be taking a bib.

*burp*