“I can’t find my pasty, have you seen it?!”

Last Saturday night, I ventured out with Miss A and Woods to check out the debut of Miss Kitty’s new monthly party called DELUXE. The theme for this night was “Dirty Disco”. It was held over in WeHo at The Factory Event Space (a/k/a The Factory Nightclub). I’ve always loved that venue so it was real cool to party in there again. I can safely say that all three of us had a great time.

It appeared as if all of the club land royalty was in attendance – Squeaky Blonde, Chi Chi LaRue (spinning), Miss Kitty, Miss Kitty’s Filthy Family, Fade-DRA, Shokra, Evil eVA... hell, even Cottage Cheese was there. It was real cool to see the variety of different people dancing and drinking. The place was full of trannies, heteros, flamers, muscle dudes, queens, strippers, porn stars... you name it. It was also pretty sweet that the majority of the clubbers were actually dressed for the occasion... or shall I say dressed “lessed”. I saw tits, ass holes, hoo-has, cocks... a few times I saw a hoo-ha and a cock on the same person. Fucking hawt.

I do have to say that the highlight to my evening hit at about 2:45am when Grace Jones’ “Warm Leatherette” purred out of the speakers. I nearly fell over in shock.

We shook our dirty ends until sometime after 3:30am – the place was still pretty full when we left. We then found ourselves at the notorious tranny friendly restaurant The Yukon Mining Co. scarfing down breakfast food while eyeballing the new breasts on a Latina “female” with her Sugar Daddy.

Miss A serves ‘em up as Woods snags some cocktails.

Miss Kitty held a contest in the Ultra Suede portion of the club to determine which bitches were the fiercest of them all. Unfortunately, the KISS quadruplets (Contestants # 2) did not make the final cut.

Woods all tongued out for the badass Squeaky Blonde.

The delicious backside of one of the GoGo Dancers. *slurp*

The amazing twosome – Squeaky Blonde and Fade-DRA.

Afro puffed Whip gettin’ cozy with a tossed up Miss A.

The “Is she or isn’t she?!” tranny porn being plastered on the monitors.

Crazy ho Whip tries to rock out while Miss A is mesmerized by the tranny getting fucked on screen.

Woods prepares to bury his face in, I mean, his dollar bill on the assed out GoGo Dancer.

Squeaky WERKin’ the walkway.

A smokin’ hot real female GoGo Dancer slithering on one of the poles in the main room.

A Dirty Disco party isn’t complete without a DIVA singing Donna Summer’s “Last Dance”.

Woods spreading the love.

The Hollywood Boulevard Demon loves Miss A.

The bitchy and extremely rude fags (there's a story behind that) grind on the dance floor.

A backside shot of the guy Whip was stalking, I mean, admiring.

Whip attempting, yet again, to be all fucking Rock Star.

Pink Hotpants bends over and let’s Hetero Thong Dude freak on those frilly panties.

Whip all mouthed out in what looks like an acid wonderland.

Woods offers up a piece of the “thickness”.

GoGo Tranny showing the rest of the Go Go Bitches how to truly own the platform.

Wannabe butch Whip poses up with Goldy Glownface.

A packed house on the main dancefloor... with a front shot of Whip’s shirtless Eye Candy for the evening.

1970’s inspired Woods let’s Man Whore Whip expose his chest.

Always making friends, Miss A meets Flashy Purple Shirt Dude.

The "I can't find my pasty" Girl attempts to “handle” a very limber Pink Hotpants on the dancefloor.

Miss A preparing herself for her Hustler spread.

The “hooker with no shame” known as Whiplash servicing Woods for breakfast money... in public no less. What a whore!!

Pimp and Ho... Miss A is definitely the pimp in this case.

A shocked Whip being manhandled by Pimpster Woods.