Oh craigslist, you slay me!

I like looking for cock online as much as the next fag, but sometimes queens can really take the fun out of it by posting ads that are just too audacious for words. And of course, when I come across an ad that I think is so pompous I have to say something about it... or better yet, blog about it. Yesterday I was scanning the many “men seeking men” ads on craigslist when I came across a personal so outrageous I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. I find it so amusing that people would actually spend the time to post something so idiotic. Then again, people must think the same thing about my blog. I guess that makes the world go round!

For your enjoyment, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you...

23 yr final attempt to find companionship(Serious ONLY please) – 23

Information on me provided at end of this ad

Alright everyone I know this is long but please bare with me and please read if you have an ever so slight to an honest interest in having a boyfriend especially if you are in that 23-28 age range. I have been here in San Diego for 4 years almost and I have been in one 2 month relationship. Never again will I date an immature 20 yr old, moving on here I am trying to decide if I want to stay here or move but companionship is becoming a critical factor and I want to stay here for I have built a life and a circle of friends. This post will have strict guidelines on what I am looking for but I ask if you’re not interested to please respond so I know there are people out there who fit this. I don't want anyone to feel left out so even if you don't fit requirements say hello I will take friends to even though that is not what I am specifically looking for.

Alright let me get the 2 biggest issues out of the way right from the gecko. AGE AND MATURITY If you are between the ages of 21-35 you are in a great age range for me. If you are 23-28 you have a bonus. If you are 18-20 you better be mature and be able to prove it.

Next looks

Ok this is flexible even though it may seem complicated but just what I like if you are short and I mean 5'4-5'9 you have a plus how ever I don't mind 5'10-6 any taller and I start to get intimidated, not good unless you are really close to my age and you can make it up with a personality. If you are older than me by at least 2 years and 6 foot+ I don't think it will work.

Weight is not so much a factor as long as it fits your height and it shows you are in good healthy shape. What I mean by this is for an example if you are 5'9 like I am; please do not weight 185+. I sure don't. If you have abs that show and/or a smooth body and/or and tan a plus to you as well. While we are on body I prefer Whites, Latinos, American Indian, anything with a light skin tone to hit however I am considering some Asians, as far as all others go, please I rather just be friends.

I know I am killing all of your time with this ad but I thank you all for reading it especially if you have gotten this far.

Final Requirements: MUST BE SINGLE and willing to go on a date.

Personality I won't ask for in here I will say I want to find out in person so here is the deal. Anyone who meets the description above, message me, I will respond with any questions I may have and any answer to your questions, if you are still interested email me back, I will then email you of a date and time where we can meet in a public place for drinks or a meal and we can take it from there. He is my little kicker, if we go out and enjoy 2-3 hours together (everything we do on separate tickets) I will take you out on a second date to a nice dinner my treat so the worst you get is 2 dates and a nice dinner. In your initial email please include the following:

Name:
Age:
Description of your personality:
Description of you:
If I am a type of guy you could be interested in :( yes or no only)
Occupation:
Anything else you wish to say:

Please also include a picture if you can (if you can't but have one available please state that. I know CL can't always process pics through there email system) Yes I have more pics available too, but I am posting one below so I need to see one before I send more out.

Me

Name: this will be in my first response to you
Age: 23
Description 5'9 150 brown hair/blue eyes average to swimmers build.
I am very active and enjoy many things. I am a full time student and I have my share of traveling which is something I intend to do more of. I can be funny on occasion.

Thank you for reading and responding to this post.

this is in or around San Diego wide

Personally, my favorite line is “I can be funny on occasion”. Now he sounds like a winner!