Special K plus Hot Body minus Functional Erect Cock = White Party Weekend!

Take a moment and think about what is going on right at this moment...

In a swank upscale Palm Springs hotel room, there is a naked late 30’s-ish homosexual Caucasian male with a complete shaved upper body (which had recently been worked out in the gym for numerous hours), smothered in body glitter lotion, who is flying high on some unconfirmed drug, laying on his back, on a three hundred thread count covered queen sized bed, his chicken legs in the air, with a sadly limp six and a half inch penis, who has an eager asshole that is attempting to be ferociously plowed by a half hard bare seven inch crystal dick that is attached to some male who is almost a splitting image of him.

Of course there is a Brett Henrichsen MasterBeat mix being spun on an iPod on the nightstand – which is placed next to the Eros Lube, half empty bottle of Fiji Water, and silver Chanel sunglasses.