This modernized journal belongs to the Los Angeles based, self proclaimed narcissist, & all around slag Whiplash Lopenski.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
What would Jesus do? ...if she had to pay $3.19 for Super Unleaded?
Gawd dammit.
Today is the first day ever that I spent over 50 dollars to fill up my gas tank. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking... “well, if you have a bigger car, you are going to need more gas, maybe you should get a smaller car.” You know what?! Fuck that. This entire gas situation is just down right wrong. I feel totally raped by those big wigs at the oil corporations. Those old douche bags are taken advantage of us. It’s a pretty shitty excuse to use “the war” as a reason to raise prices – which are skyrocketing at a Ripley’s Believe Or Not-like speed btw.
A couple of days ago, on my way home, I passed the Thrifty (a/k/a the poor man’s AM/PM) on University Avenue at about 8:15pm, and the going price for the “bottom of the barrel” Unleaded was $2.82. When I passed the Thrifty again on the way to the gym at around 9:30pm, the price for Unleaded was $2.89. How the fuck can it just go up 7 cents in less than 90 minutes?!
All of those bulletins I keep reading over and over again on myspace.com are totally right. We now think that $1.50 for gas is super cheap. Hell, $2.25 is considered a bargain. With all of this madness, I am preparing myself for everything else to go up in price. Soon we won’t have enough money to buy decent Angel’s Soft toilet paper from Target to wipe our asses with. Now that’s really fucked.
What’s next? Are we going to be told that Jesus informed these raggedy businessmen to up the cost of fuel? I wouldn’t be surprised since they are throwing religion around like it’s going out of style. Bloody morons.
I like to thank all of those inbred bible thumpers & power hungry small cock Politicians for using “religion” as a pawn in their agenda. The more this keeps being thrown in my face, the more I move towards becoming an atheist. I was raised as Catholic by my family, but I have yet to feel, or experience, the fruits of Jesus’ plan. Why would I spend my entire life dedicated to a “higher power” that no one really knows exist? Why would I want to wake up every Sunday morning to attend church were everyone judges you? (even with the bible says not to) Why would I ridicule myself because “god” doesn’t approve of my lifestyle? I do not, and will not, let myself become a Christ fearing zombie.
Eh, le sigh.
And to all of those uppity bitches in Rancho Santa Fe who are all for the immigration blocking bullshit, it will be a fucked up day when your housekeeper Socorro has to be deported back to Mexico. Who’s going to clean up after your bratty ass Banana Republic wearing kids while you are in La Jolla getting your weekly Botox injections, and getting finger fucked by your tennis instructor? No one, you gold digging cunt. No one.
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