Gym Chatter

It’s approaching a year that I have been religiously working out at my gym. My gym partner Woods and I have come to coin several nicknames for the interesting characters that work out at the location we frequent. I have compiled them onto a list for your entertainment:

Sir Chats Alot = no shorts wearing grey muscled tee’d dude who spends more time talking to others than actually working out – the bastard is usually there before we get there and he is still there after we leave

Calves = manly man who calfs are awe-worthy, but also amazingly larger than the average Joe’s – then again his entire body is pretty damn beefy, quite hot if you ask me – I want him to sit on my face

“Did you enjoy your swim?” = gentleman who strutted around the locker room with his ass out, played “show me yours & I’ll show you mine” in separate shower stalls with me, only to have him cruise Woods and I in and out of the gym, and then pulled up next to us at the stoplight asking us “Did you enjoy your swim?”

Worker Boy = close cropped dark haired front desk’d slimmer bodied worker bee who Woods fancies

Powder = older gentleman who leaves a pile of baby powder on the floor in front of the locker he usually uses every single time he is there

Mexi-Boy = Latin guy who always wears long black gym pants with a wife beater and only works out his upper body & is a drool-worthy AND a mystery (legs wise) according to Woods

Lotion = great ass’d & leg’d swimmer guy who stands in front of his locker naked rubbing lotion all over his body

Mrs. Grubman = older woman who works out every now and again who strikes a resemblance to Nip/Tuck’s Mrs. Grubman.

Top Heavy = twenty-something tattoo’d guy who is way too top heavy for his own good, only works out his upper body and IT SHOWS, never wears shorts, but you can tell he has thin legs through those baggy pants

Tattoo = cardio crazy, tank top wearing, masculine looking, tattoo’d covered, muscular older man who Whip has a hard-on for

No legs! = every male that obviously only works out his upper body and ignores his lower portion which ends up with them having sickly looking thin legs (ger-ross!) (i.e. – see: Top Heavy)