Coochie Cobwebs

It looks as if my blog was getting a bit dusty. I haven’t posted in, what seems like, forever. It’s not that I have been neglecting my blog duties due to some kind of laziness on my end... I can honestly say it’s because I don’t have the resources. I currently do not have access to a working computer outside of work. Well, that isn’t right. I don’t have access to a functional PC. I can blog on Woods’ Mac, but blogspot isn’t Mac friendly. I can’t do all the wonderful graphics. Ok, who I am kidding. I can’t blog in Blue Arial! I would die if I had to post with that grotesque Times New Roman font. Gag me with a cheap plastic IKEA spoon! I do have my work PC but I can’t really take the time to write, and then post the fucker on a mondo slow paced blogspot.com. It also makes it much more difficult to post when you have VPs walking by your cubicle quite frequently throughout the busy day. I’m hoping that I will have the laptop back to me very very soon. Well, once Timofy fixes it that is. I guess I will just have to place on my nagging hat and get to work. I’m totally sure Timofy will appreciate that. Totally.