I’m so over 2006

Do yourself a favor and click on the following link to watch the genius Tranny McGuyver starring the incomparable Willam Belli…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T-8PdKQ5tk

I’m off to Los Angeles tonight to celebrate the New Year in style. Alright, ok, you got me. I’m off to Los Angeles to be a slut. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that I am going to spend my entire weekend eating ungodly amounts of food covered in Tabasco, drinking alcoholic beverages mainly consisting of Stoli, and sucking random cock with a hope of getting some hot jizz smeared on my face… all on little sleep of course. You only live once, and that is why this New Year’s Eve will be out-fucking-rageous.