What does it mean to be Number 1?

I normally don’t post or repost Bulletins from myspace, but every now and then I do enjoy reading and completing those silly questionnaires that are considered by most as time wasters. I read the one that Flipper sent out on Friday so I decided to take a stab at it. And instead of posting it on myspace, I thought I would just post it here on my blog for you all to read…

Can you answer 21 questions about your number 1?
Body: Can you answer 21 questions about your number 1?
Body: DON'T change your top friends, and answer 21 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.

1) What's his/her name?
Woods

2).Do you trust them?
Of course – otherwise the CDs would be locked up!

3) Where did you meet them?
Online… I know, I’m a cyberslut

4) How old were you when you first met?
27-ish

5) Is this person one of your best friends?
I don’t like the term best friend… how about Great Friend, or better yet Partner In Crime

6) Say something that only makes sense to you and them.
Seventeen!

7) Is this person older than you?
Age is nothing but a number

8) When was the last time you saw them?
This morning – right after I got done riding his face

9) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone?
Earlier this morning – I had to tell him that I missed my period, again

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
Neither, he’s my Partner In Crime

11) Do you have nicknames for each other?
Yes, a few actually – I'm too angelic to list such disgusting filth!

12) How many times do you talk/write to this person in a week?
Often, especially when I run into him cruising at the local bookstore

13) Do you think the person will repost this?
Seriously doubt that

14) Could you live with this person?
I am currently living with this person, and surprisingly he hasn’t killed me yet

15) What do you think this person is doing right now?
Fucking some Latin guy’s ass

16) Why is this person number one on your top 8?
Because he tops me with his 8! And because he is my numero uno Partner In Crime

17) Have you seen this person cry?
Why yes I have – a real man is not afraid to cry!

18) Do you know this person's middle name?
Yes, I do – Aloysius!

19) Where do you see yourself with this person 5 years from now?
Living in Los Angeles AND San Francisco co-owning a sex club and/or porn company

20) Do you remember their cell phone number?
Yes, I love to write it on various men’s room stalls

21) What’s one of the most embarrassing moments that you have?
None of the moments have been embarrassing to be honest unless you count a certain incident that involved a queef, a sling, and a drippage of saliva