Where in the world is Whiplash Lopenski?

It has been ages since I have last posted on my blog. I’ve been laying low since the big lay off. I haven’t had the right type of tools to successfully post a entry on this blog. The only computer access I have currently is Woods’ MAC – and blogspot doesn’t work that well with Safari and MAC Explorer. Bummer.

Since being laid off, I took a mini vacation up to Los Angeles & San Francisco. During my holiday, I got to experience Raya Light’s first ever hosting duties at Trannyshack, feast my senses on The Presets at The Ex_Plex, and spend money I didn’t have on clothes from H&M. I even took Tranny Christ with me on my trip. That bitch made a splash at Trannyshack, as well as Dragstrip66. I counted 36 Latino dudes who shot me glares of disgust. Hot.

On the flip side, I got a nasty little cold virus that took the best out of me. I was down for about a week. I couldn’t even cruise the local parking lot! Luckily with the help of Jamba Juice and some over the counter medication I fought that fucker off. I am back in tip top shape.

I am currently using Timofy’s laptop to bring you a post this morning. I am sitting listing to the Pet Shop Boys’ “Minimal” via iPod while I type. I am doing my best to drain out the unintelligible conversation from the white trash family sitting to my left.

Now that I am out of a job, I am living off of Unemployment. I may not be as ghetto fabulous as some of those bitches living off of the system but at least I am using my free time for good instead of standing on the pavement outside watching cars go by while my trousers slowly fall off my ass. I have priorities. I’m getting my shit together for the big move up to Los Angeles in May/June. I’m also spending loads of time at the gym attempting to build muscle mass. And now that I am feeling better, I want to spend my afternoons at the beach. As well as the art of cruising, of course. Heh. Oh yeah, and looking for a job. *cough*

I’m hoping within the next month or so I will have enough money to purchase a laptop so I can cruise, blog, cruise, contact friends, cruise, look for work, cruise, listen to music, cruise, myspace stalk, cruise, and so many other things I have become accustom to in the internet age. I just wet myself with anticipation.