A Brief Los Angeles Calm Down

I'm officially back home in Los Angeles at the moment. I just arrived a few hours ago from San Diego. I was down there with Woods visiting Timofy and Machete, as well as to catch the Smashing Pumpkins concert at the SDSU Open Air Theatre on Wednesday night. Amazing show by the way... even tho I almost vomited from the gnarly strobe lights high above Billy Corgan’s bald head.

I also came close to barfing up my dinner earlier this evening at the Muse show in Irvine. Don’t get me wrong, Muse put on one hell of a show complete with video screens, flashy color drenched outfits, smoke machines, floppity balloons filled with confetti (think Flaming Lips), and, you guessed it, strobe lights. The only thing missing from this 90 plus minute entertainment bonanza was Freddy Mercury sashaying out on stage in full regalia. I truly did enjoy myself - as did the sea of extremely dedicated fans who chanted every lyric to the T.

Well, I have a few days in Los Angeles before I head onto my next adventure… San Francisco. Woods and I leave Tuesday morning. We are planning to check out Trannyshack’s ode to the Folsom Street Fair that evening. Along with a whole slew of dirty shenanigans during the entire week we are there. Too bad Raya won’t be there to join in the fun. She really did sparkle during Up Your Alley weekend. Le sigh.

For the upcoming days while in LA, I will have to see what kind of trouble I can stir up since I have to look for work when I return from NorCal. Oh, the joy of re-entering the workforce. I’m sure you can just feel the excitement I have building up inside of me. I wish I could just be one big whore turning out tricks for thousands of dollars. Unfortunately some cooze already claimed that position… and I don’t want to put Es Spicy Hilton out of a job.

And for those of you who don’t know who Es Spicy Hilton is… Es Spicy Hilton = the grand skanktress Paris Hilton.

And yea I said thousands of dollars, not millions. I know I’m not the fuck of the century, but I’m not some two bit salad tosser either. Altho, I’m sure that bitch Timofy would have a comment or two to contradict that, but that hooker can eat a bag of dicks. Oh wait, she already does!