EsMickey EsMouse

I'm off to the happiest place in the world. No, not Blow Buddies - 'specially not on a Friday afternoon. Those fuckers. I mean Disneylandia. Well, Disneyland. By using the term Disneylandia, I am channeling my Hispanic heritage. You know what I'm talking about right? Like instead of saying Sprite, you say Esprite. Or when you want to say large, you say mucho mucho grande. I'm so Mexican like that. Viva la raza!

I'm heading down south with fellow queer and household bean lover Woods to meet up with my visiting from Arizona cousin Cel and the bad seed known as Timofy who is up from San Diego. San Diego = ack! Gawd only knows what kind of trouble we will cause in the magic kingdom. Will it be published on FlashMountain.com? I hope so. Just as long as I can avoid those fucking Teacups.
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