It's official. My wisdom teeth have been removed.
It was a long time coming. Two months of pure hell. I never in my life experience such agony. It's pretty much common knowledge that I'm a wimp when it comes to pain, but this had been completely unbearable.
The procedure took place yesterday morning down at the UCLA School Of Dentistry. I wasn't nervous as some people thought I would had been. I think my mindset going into it was very much aggro: "get these mother fuckers out of my mouth". Up until I got my hands on some pain medication a couple of weeks ago, I was on the verge of pulling them out myself with a pair of pliers. I did my best to keep a positive outlook despite dealing with a few set backs. So by the time the date arrived, I was welcoming the operation with open arms.
Now I am happy as a slutty bottom in a room full of tops, ready to tackle what the world throws at me with vigor and fearlessness. But with much less need for poppers.
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