Aren't You Glad You're Abstinent?

If I was wearing a mood ring right now, the color I would be sporting would be a shit stained brown. My aura is quite foul at the moment. My reasoning for being such a twat: I don't feel well, and have since late last night.

So what has caused me to feel so ill you ask? Well, I will tell you: too much cock. No surprise there as cock, as well as ass, is always getting me into trouble. Don't consider that a complaint. I'm quite pleased that I can turn a few tricks now and then, but anytime I have myself a dick sandwich (thanks Adele) one of those "bottom of the television screen warning flash notices" makes it way through my mind telling me to step away from the penis. Do I listen? Hell nah.

Well my punishment this time around is dealing with a cold. After a warehouse party last weekend and a sex party this past weekend, I'm sure I crossed paths with someone who was getting over a cold, had a cold, had the beginnings of a cold, or some other crap. Now I've got the deal with this, and it ain't pretty.

I feel terrible that my attitude is less than cheerful, but there is nothing I can do right now to change it. I didn't get much sleep last night, I woke up too early, I didn't get to the gym like I wanted to, I wore the cargos with a rip in it that only got larger as the day went on, I didn't run an errand I planned to do today... damn, make that two errands I didn't do today - I didn't stop by the post office! Argh.

I spent the majority of the day with Woods, his mum, and his visiting brother. I put my acting skills to the test as I turned on the joyous banter and upbeat smiles even though I was mentally & physically weak. But the minute I got into the car for the drive home, I returned to my earlier-in-the-morning troll status. I even denied myself the chance to go out to see some tragic drag performances this evening. And you know how much I love me some tragic drag performances.

*sigh*

At least tomorrow is a brand new day. I'll start with some Orange Juice and go from there. I do hope things start to turn around as most days recently seem like they have been filled with missed opportunities, and a never ending growing list of grievances. I will do my best to change that color of my mood ring. The goal: a joyful sky blue. But at this point I would settle for a content piss-on-me yellow.