Make Me Over

I'm off to the Tranimal Drag Workshop over at Machine Project in Echo Park. My LaLa Land idols Squeaky Blonde & Fade-Dra are giving a once over to all who want to become "tranimal" - a term coined by Jer Ber Jones. I'm doing my best to think of a good question to ask if for some reason they have an Q&A session. Maybe one for Fade-Dra asking her about her love for that innovative pop starlet Lady GaGa.

*cough cough*

"She's 100 and looks like a shark!" as spoken by Fade-Dra regarding the GaGa many weeks back at Mustache Mondays.

*smiley face*

Anyway, I hope I am not asked to participate in the tranimal transformation as I am going strictly to observe and take notes. I've got a pad of paper and a pen. I'm even wearing my black rimmed glasses to elevate my look from faglet to artfag. Here's hoping that it works.

Gobble It Up

This never gets old...



This makes Turkey Day bearable. Well, this and a bottle of Monkey Bay.

Detroit Rock This!

KISS Army awaits.

I'm off to the KISS show at Staples with Woods. I'm sure it's going to be a sea of rodeo clowns drunk on moonshine from the remote areas of Los Angeles. Hopefully they don't sniff out our faggot asses and try to start some shit, because I'll just have to represent some of my ghetto heritage. And that wouldn't be too ladylike of me. Or would it?

Desert Be Gone

Praise be!

I am happy to be back in Los Angeles!

Tucson was cute, but some events turned the cuteness into sour grapes - and not the good kind that you could make into an alcoholic beverage.

Insert sad face here.

Whip It With Emphasis On The H

This spud is all ready for the first of two sold out nights of DEVO at the Henry Fonda Theater. Unfortunately, I couldn't locate a embedded video to post so in lieu of that I will include a photo of the infamous DEVO Energy Dome!

Costumed Leftovers

This is what my GHOULfriends and I had to offer for Halloween this year...

Clockwise from top: Boozie The Clown took on Toxic Waist (the infamous look from the inaugural night of Mr. Black LA); Toxic Waist tried Gonorrhea on for size, and color! (catapulting you directly back to Raya Light's engrossing Trannyshack LA's NYE "Single Ladies" performance - and btw, it's correctly pronounced Guh-nor-rhea!); and Gonorrhea faced her fears head on while sporting the vaginal side of Boozie The Clown.