Kelis IS The Boss

I'm really digging Kelis' new song "Acapella". I've always enjoyed Kelis' work. She has been someone who was not afraid to take risks - especially in the within-the-color-lines world of Hip Hop/R&B. Either you are singing about how hot you are, how in love you are, or how your man did you wrong. I love me some R&B, but isn't it time it evolved? And I'm not talking about that horrid auto-tune trend that has been saturating the market place over the past few years. Thank you T-Pain. Talentless fucker.

Listening to her new work has me reminiscing about the time a couple of years back when I saw Kelis with her then husband Nas and two friends at the notorious Ginger Rogers Beach - the mostly homosexual area of Will Rogers State Beach. I was quite shocked to see that they were there being the fact that it was Easter Sunday. I'm guessing they weren't aware the area was full of ass bandits, or they were quite sly working the world outside of the paparazzis because, lets just say, that they were all quite enjoying themselves rather highly. Cough. Well, good for them. Hell, I even snapped a couple of photos since they were just a stones throw away from us. Secretly of course. I'm not pap, but I will snap a photo of a bitch if the time is right!

Ah, I remember I wanted to trot over to Miss Kelis and say "You go girl!" following up with an innocent question of "Mind if I have a hit of that?" Hell, it was Easter Sunday. Are you saying you wouldn't?! What better way to celebrate the zombiefied resurrection of Jesus? Well, that in addition to getting stinking drunk and having filthy sex with a numerous strangers. Praise be!

My panties are actually getting quite moist due to the fact that I will seeing seeing Kelis on Saturday night in SFO. I saw her last month at LA Pride, and she worked it out so I'm actually even more excited to be witness to her extended set at Mezzanine SF. You know I'll be bringing my tired milkshake to that yard! Most definitely.

El Shack Is Back

It's that time, yet again... Trannyshack LA has returned... be there tomorrow night!

Dusty Rags

Holy cripe! I haven't posted anything in weeks! I better get to crackin', but life has been quite ratherly busy with LA Pride and visiting friends and such. Trannyshack LA is weeks away so I'm getting ready for that. Lord, where has the time gone?! Oh yeah, that's right, I've been wasting it. Argh.