Monday, August 16, 2010

Bad Romance

It has been a long time that I had an substandard hook up. Not to say that all of my sexual escapades have been completely out of this world because the majority of them are rather ho-hum, but the one I just escaped from from less than stellar. Actually, it was over before it even started. Without giving away too many details in respect to the parties involved (and yes, I said parties), I will say it is always best that each individual know exactly what they are getting into. I strongly dislike people who show up only to turn into a Nervous Nancy when certain things are brought to their attention whether it be verbal or suggestive. Confidence is key, as well as cleanliness. Grungy dirtiness is not welcome my household.

Whip's Wisdom For Tricking: Prior to performing fellatio or analingous, always check the said region with a good eyeing over and a feel with your hand/finger before you stick your own body part(s) on and into the area.

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