Intoxicated Lesbians Really Shouldn't Throw Stones

Two words: penis envy. I'm over it. I'm heading to bed now.

The Gay Gobble Show

A fine Turkey Day it was. A gaggle of homosexuals shooting the breeze about everything from the gym to dance parties, polishing off 5+ bottles of wine, a lovely home cooked meal, decadent deserts, and a serious heaping of inappropriate jokes. I truly hope this Thanksgiving gathering becomes a tradition.

Last year, it was Woods, RA, and myself... and now this year, it full cast starring Woods, RA, Bryant, CB, Vin, D, and myself. I am an extremely happy and quite a lucky little faglet to have such great people surrounding me. Many thanks to those wonderful individuals who encompass my life. A toast to you.

Beans And Rice Does A Body Good

Holy shit! Where my dollar bills at?

Queen Of The Night

I'm on a completely Debra Wilson binge at the moment. I just have to say that her Whitney Houston impersonation is totally spot on. They should have built a show around her doing Nippy. That would have been much more entertaining than that train wreck of a reality show centered on Bobby Brown. "Skin that and make me a coat". Love it.

"Did I Say You Could Speak?"

I truly miss that brilliant sketch show known as MADtv. That program totally kicked SNL's ass all over the TV landscape. Unfortunately, the ratings couldn't hold up so it died a slow painful death, but I'm happy that I am able to track down some amazing clips from the show through YouTube - especially those of the incomparable Debra Wilson. She is truly a national treasure. Will some television exec sign Debra to her own show show already?! Well maybe you can see why I am such a huge Lady Wilson fan... just check the following clips in which she takes on that Diana Ross-wannabe Beyoncé during her final Destiny's Child days.

It's Barbie, Bitch!

I hating on Nicki Minaj has been building for months. To be honest, I'm more of a Lil' Kim person than a so called "Barbie", but I do appreciate what Onika is bringing to the table, even tho it is somewhat "influenced" from my homegirl Kimberly Jones. But back to the what the haters are saying... a faux track listing for Nicki's debut album "Pink Friday" was posted on random Hip Hop site by someone who is clearly NOT on Team Minaj. I find it completely howl-worthy so I had to re-list it for y'all's amusement.

This is the real tracklisting....

1. Transvestitute
2. Without my Tits and Ass (Who am I?)
3. Unbeweavable
4. Suck Your Way to the Top
5. Sexually Confused
6. My Father's Worst Nightmare
7. Strap-On
8. Setting Black Women Back 50 Years
9. Money, Money, Money, Money, Money...
10. Champagne and Brand Names
11. I Wish I Was a White Girl
12. Lies Are The New Truth
13. Name That STD (Bonus Track)