Wowzie wow.
It's too fucking early, but screw it, I'm heading out on the road for a bit of traveling. Woods and I are just moments from leaving to pick up my little brother and KP from LAX. Then we are going to drive up to San Fran for a weekend filled with trannies, trannies and more trannies.
I really love The 'Frisco.
It's shaping up to be a jam-packed weekend that will be nothing short of an eye opener for the two kids from Arizona. Yeah, they've partied here in LA, but nothing beats the vibe in SF. Nothing I tell you.
Now don't get me wrong, I live and breath Los Angeles, but I will say that it is quite extraordinary the kind of freedom you have up in SF. Luckily for the kids, it's not Up Your Alley or Folsom weekend. I'm not sure how they would handle it. But to be honest, it would be kind of cool to see how they would. Hmmm.
Anyway, it's time to make a move. We are off.
To the Pickle Wagon!
This modernized journal belongs to the Los Angeles based, self proclaimed narcissist, & all around slag Whiplash Lopenski.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Viagra For The Mind: CL Postings In Los Angeles
I love living in Los Angeles more and more each day. And it's not just the people, the great weather, the nightlife, the beaches, the earthquakes, or the diversity of it all. No, it's the Craigslist posts... god I live for it. Just look for yourselves...
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hot asian boy at Zone sun eve... - m4m - 47 (booth)
You are very cute and you took my neg load like a good boy. You liked my big daddy dick. We can do this again. I remember your name. I'm Marty.
Frankie - Golds Gym Hollywood - Saturday afternoon - m4m - 45 (Hollywood)
Hey buddy, we connected and played in the parking lot. Me: tall guy, big bulge, and you made it grow bigger. You are one sexy hot man and you really got me hard as you saw, and tasted. Would love to connect sometime and play. Didn't get your number, wish I would have.
Looking for a Havaianas FLIP-FLOPS erotic spank
Horny masculine guy in Mar Vista area looking for a good flip-flops spank.... my fetish!
I will suck your cock till you cum....... please let me what brand or kind of flips u have ??? U must wear flip-flops like those on my profile pix.....
Eleven - I was a jerk - m4m
You came up and we started dancing and I had a low self esteem last night for some reason (I don't normally) I thought you were too hot for me. Plus, I had just gotten back from Korean BBQ and probably stunk and was paranoid about that. Anyways, I gave you my card, you should email, I thought you were really cute.
BB
Voyeur Sunday Night - m4m
The only drag queen at Voyeur on Sunday night (November 8th). You had a black wig, a hot black dress, fishnets and heels. Would love to chat with you about becoming my drag mother. I hope you find me.
Take care.
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This is why I will live and love this city until I am an decrepit old troll.
Keep it golden Los Angeles, keep it golden.
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hot asian boy at Zone sun eve... - m4m - 47 (booth)
You are very cute and you took my neg load like a good boy. You liked my big daddy dick. We can do this again. I remember your name. I'm Marty.
Frankie - Golds Gym Hollywood - Saturday afternoon - m4m - 45 (Hollywood)
Hey buddy, we connected and played in the parking lot. Me: tall guy, big bulge, and you made it grow bigger. You are one sexy hot man and you really got me hard as you saw, and tasted. Would love to connect sometime and play. Didn't get your number, wish I would have.
Looking for a Havaianas FLIP-FLOPS erotic spank
Horny masculine guy in Mar Vista area looking for a good flip-flops spank.... my fetish!
I will suck your cock till you cum....... please let me what brand or kind of flips u have ??? U must wear flip-flops like those on my profile pix.....
Eleven - I was a jerk - m4m
You came up and we started dancing and I had a low self esteem last night for some reason (I don't normally) I thought you were too hot for me. Plus, I had just gotten back from Korean BBQ and probably stunk and was paranoid about that. Anyways, I gave you my card, you should email, I thought you were really cute.
BB
Voyeur Sunday Night - m4m
The only drag queen at Voyeur on Sunday night (November 8th). You had a black wig, a hot black dress, fishnets and heels. Would love to chat with you about becoming my drag mother. I hope you find me.
Take care.
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This is why I will live and love this city until I am an decrepit old troll.
Keep it golden Los Angeles, keep it golden.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Putting The DRAG In Drag
One word for this season of RuPaul's Drag Race: excruciating.
I'm quite happy it's over. Despite the fact that it was rather "interesting" to watch, the whole scenario is becoming quite generic, lackluster, bitchy and predictable. I guess you can say it's all of the attributes that make a hit reality television show.
*yawn*
For a few keys points that I must get off my chest...
1. The majority of the girls were generic. Bring something more to the table than being able to contour your nose.
2. Cuntiness is an art form handed down from generation to generation. Horrible attempts at this will be vomited on. See all of Raven's attempts - bitchy for the sake of being bitchy is just plain sad.
3. Reading a bitch is also an art form. This comes from fierce cuntiness. Examples? See the queen listed in number 2.
5. The lines are blurred between this show and Project Runway. Not all queens are styling mavens.
6. Pandora summed it up best on the reunion show... "But you know I can hire a stylist, and some of these girls in the competition needed a personality lift, and you can't get one of those". Amen. Personality is gold.
I think I better pump the brakes right there. Time to move on.
But wait... I have to say that at least Tyra got her grill fixed. Good lord. I would hate to see that mouth on the other side of the glory hole. Yikes.
Well, here's to hoping that next season will have more excitement and less sensationalism. Fingers crossed.
I'm quite happy it's over. Despite the fact that it was rather "interesting" to watch, the whole scenario is becoming quite generic, lackluster, bitchy and predictable. I guess you can say it's all of the attributes that make a hit reality television show.
*yawn*
For a few keys points that I must get off my chest...
1. The majority of the girls were generic. Bring something more to the table than being able to contour your nose.
2. Cuntiness is an art form handed down from generation to generation. Horrible attempts at this will be vomited on. See all of Raven's attempts - bitchy for the sake of being bitchy is just plain sad.
3. Reading a bitch is also an art form. This comes from fierce cuntiness. Examples? See the queen listed in number 2.
5. The lines are blurred between this show and Project Runway. Not all queens are styling mavens.
6. Pandora summed it up best on the reunion show... "But you know I can hire a stylist, and some of these girls in the competition needed a personality lift, and you can't get one of those". Amen. Personality is gold.
I think I better pump the brakes right there. Time to move on.
But wait... I have to say that at least Tyra got her grill fixed. Good lord. I would hate to see that mouth on the other side of the glory hole. Yikes.
Well, here's to hoping that next season will have more excitement and less sensationalism. Fingers crossed.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Oh No Yahoo Didn't
Fuck you Yahoo!
For some unknown reason, my original "adult" e-mail has been deleted by Yahoo! without any advice warning. Upon contact Yahoo! Customer Service, I received an extremely vague response from a second rate employee who told me to refer to the TOS (Terms Of Service) as to why I no longer have an Yahoo! account under that screen name. This of course enraged me to the fullest extend.
I don't know what pisses me off more... the fact that I don't know why the hell my account was suspended/deleted or the fact that I lost tons of personal e-mail messages and contact information. I also no longer have the ability to log into Yahoo! Messenger under that screen name.
The silver lining is I have been having trouble with that screen name for the past couple of years - ranging from the picture issue on Yahoo! Profiles and the missing buddies from Yahoo! Messenger.
But it still works my nerves that they could not give me an exact reason as to why they decided to delete my account. Wouldn't it be better to inform the individual of their error so they don't make that error again? Of course not, that would be too much work on their end. It's much easier to just cut and paste a pre-written message so they can get through as many as possible.
Customer service is dead.
I can only imagine what the real reason as to the demise of my e-mail account. I have a few theories....
1. My Yahoo! Profile photo was finally sticking. And it wasn't "family friendly". Note: it was just my chest. No pubes, no cock, no ass. Just my wanna-be pecs and abs. I can only assume that Yahoo! found that photo "too" salacious for the general public. Oh, how I miss the "adult" Yahoo! Profiles.
2. My account was hacked. The hacker soon started to send out spam, hateful male, or threats. Yahoo! found out and deleted the account. Thanks for the heads up asswipes.
3. I pissed someone off or someone who came across my account didn't like it so they ratted me out to Yahoo! by providing them with any reason they wanted to get rid of my account. Nowadays anyone can flag or report you if they don't like what you have to say and instead of researching the subject the company you have your whatnots with will just remove it without hesitation. And if this person came across my Yahoo! Profile photo (see number 1), they had a "valid" case - "valid" according to their personal beliefs.
*sigh*
I'll be over it soon as I try to work it out with Woods to locate some of my old e-mails. But this should be a lesson to all of you. Be wary of anything you have in your e-mail accounts. Always back up your information because you never know when your information will be gone.
*poof*
For some unknown reason, my original "adult" e-mail has been deleted by Yahoo! without any advice warning. Upon contact Yahoo! Customer Service, I received an extremely vague response from a second rate employee who told me to refer to the TOS (Terms Of Service) as to why I no longer have an Yahoo! account under that screen name. This of course enraged me to the fullest extend.
I don't know what pisses me off more... the fact that I don't know why the hell my account was suspended/deleted or the fact that I lost tons of personal e-mail messages and contact information. I also no longer have the ability to log into Yahoo! Messenger under that screen name.
The silver lining is I have been having trouble with that screen name for the past couple of years - ranging from the picture issue on Yahoo! Profiles and the missing buddies from Yahoo! Messenger.
But it still works my nerves that they could not give me an exact reason as to why they decided to delete my account. Wouldn't it be better to inform the individual of their error so they don't make that error again? Of course not, that would be too much work on their end. It's much easier to just cut and paste a pre-written message so they can get through as many as possible.
Customer service is dead.
I can only imagine what the real reason as to the demise of my e-mail account. I have a few theories....
1. My Yahoo! Profile photo was finally sticking. And it wasn't "family friendly". Note: it was just my chest. No pubes, no cock, no ass. Just my wanna-be pecs and abs. I can only assume that Yahoo! found that photo "too" salacious for the general public. Oh, how I miss the "adult" Yahoo! Profiles.
2. My account was hacked. The hacker soon started to send out spam, hateful male, or threats. Yahoo! found out and deleted the account. Thanks for the heads up asswipes.
3. I pissed someone off or someone who came across my account didn't like it so they ratted me out to Yahoo! by providing them with any reason they wanted to get rid of my account. Nowadays anyone can flag or report you if they don't like what you have to say and instead of researching the subject the company you have your whatnots with will just remove it without hesitation. And if this person came across my Yahoo! Profile photo (see number 1), they had a "valid" case - "valid" according to their personal beliefs.
*sigh*
I'll be over it soon as I try to work it out with Woods to locate some of my old e-mails. But this should be a lesson to all of you. Be wary of anything you have in your e-mail accounts. Always back up your information because you never know when your information will be gone.
*poof*
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Work That Sickness Girl
I don't want to count my eggs before they hatch, but I am so relieve to have the majority of the illness behind me. It was, as I said previously, just plain not cute.
Despite being under the weather, I did manage to get some shit done. Not as much as I would have liked, but I did muster up some energy to hit the gym and do some painting. Despite being the hardcore social butterfly I am, I choose health over nightclubbing. I missed out on the launches of DJ Paul V.'s "Spunk" at the Echoplex and Cody Bayne's "Duke" at Fubar. Boo. I really wanted to attend, but it's not that cool to show up spreading your germs all over the patrons. Well those kind of germs anyway.
Towards the end of sickness cycle, I was able to accomplish more and more - hence my return to the gym. I was rather weak, but I sucked it up and went. Luckily for everyone at the gym, I wasn't contagious. I was just at the tail end of it - dealing with a running nose and an annoying cough. And yes, I covered my mouth when I coughed.
The gym did help quite a bit. Sweating out all of the toxins can really transform you. And that was my main concern. I reserved the cruising aspect until I was better. And I'm feeling better. Hello cruisers!
This week was the turning point for me as I hit up a few events. It was a true test to see if I was ready. And I was...
I visited The Cavern Club Theater on Wednesday eve for "Dirty Mouths" with Selene Luna, Jackie Beat, Nadya Ginsburg and Alec Mapa. I was laughing quite a bit and coughing much less.
Friday night was all about Courtney HOLE at The Music Box @ The Fonda Great show. Lady Love was a mess as was the crowd. One of my favorite concerts in a long time. I'm very proud of my self for not getting into a fight. Yay for me!
Post-HOLE was TRANZKUNTINENTAL at The Roxy. A tranny/rock fuckfest of epic proportions. I was pleasantly surprised. I'm hoping they get to do it again. I need my fix of Mz. Alanna & Kelly Mantle. And The Roxy was a perfect place for that.
Tonight will be the icing on the cake as I plan on hitting up La Cita for Erotic City as they host the one and only Josie Cotton. Apparently she was at LA Pride last year, but I either missed her or I was too drunk to remember. I won't be letting either one of those happen tonight, because this gay man needs to relieve his "Valley Girl" days. Hello Johnny!
Despite being under the weather, I did manage to get some shit done. Not as much as I would have liked, but I did muster up some energy to hit the gym and do some painting. Despite being the hardcore social butterfly I am, I choose health over nightclubbing. I missed out on the launches of DJ Paul V.'s "Spunk" at the Echoplex and Cody Bayne's "Duke" at Fubar. Boo. I really wanted to attend, but it's not that cool to show up spreading your germs all over the patrons. Well those kind of germs anyway.
Towards the end of sickness cycle, I was able to accomplish more and more - hence my return to the gym. I was rather weak, but I sucked it up and went. Luckily for everyone at the gym, I wasn't contagious. I was just at the tail end of it - dealing with a running nose and an annoying cough. And yes, I covered my mouth when I coughed.
The gym did help quite a bit. Sweating out all of the toxins can really transform you. And that was my main concern. I reserved the cruising aspect until I was better. And I'm feeling better. Hello cruisers!
This week was the turning point for me as I hit up a few events. It was a true test to see if I was ready. And I was...
I visited The Cavern Club Theater on Wednesday eve for "Dirty Mouths" with Selene Luna, Jackie Beat, Nadya Ginsburg and Alec Mapa. I was laughing quite a bit and coughing much less.
Friday night was all about Courtney HOLE at The Music Box @ The Fonda Great show. Lady Love was a mess as was the crowd. One of my favorite concerts in a long time. I'm very proud of my self for not getting into a fight. Yay for me!
Post-HOLE was TRANZKUNTINENTAL at The Roxy. A tranny/rock fuckfest of epic proportions. I was pleasantly surprised. I'm hoping they get to do it again. I need my fix of Mz. Alanna & Kelly Mantle. And The Roxy was a perfect place for that.
Tonight will be the icing on the cake as I plan on hitting up La Cita for Erotic City as they host the one and only Josie Cotton. Apparently she was at LA Pride last year, but I either missed her or I was too drunk to remember. I won't be letting either one of those happen tonight, because this gay man needs to relieve his "Valley Girl" days. Hello Johnny!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
From Under The Rock
Amazing what hours and hours of sleep can do. Well, that along with doses of Vicks NyQuil. And bowls of soup. And sweating out the bad stuff at the gym. Those four combined having me just feeling almost 100% better. Praise be!
I got hit hard with some kind of flu bug. I've been sick off and on this winter/spring season. All of the rain here in the Los Angeles area hasn't been to kind on my immune system. I kept getting hit with this illness or that illness. I would be sick for a few days, then viola!, I was over it. Then days later I was down for the count. I didn't understand it. But luckily for me, I wasn't alone. After speaking to different peoples, I learned that it was quite common this season - the flu/cold illness and allergies.
Yay for the much needed rain, but boo for the effects of unwellness.
Now I'm getting back into my original grove and rightfully so, as I have a big trip this upcoming week. San Fran next weekend with my little brother and that goth/rock girl he loves hanging out with. Woods and I have a full weekend scheduled including the "All About Evil" premiere, Joey Arias & Sherry Vine at The Rrazz Room, "Wicked: The Musical" and Spaz's Cocktailgate at Truck. I hope their health is up to par, because I am ready to unleash the beast. I've been laying low for far too long. I'm ready to cause a raucous!
And it starts today!
Thank you Los Angeles for providing me with beautiful sunny 70 degree weather. I need to start working on my tan. As Peggy Hill would say "whoa yeah!"
I got hit hard with some kind of flu bug. I've been sick off and on this winter/spring season. All of the rain here in the Los Angeles area hasn't been to kind on my immune system. I kept getting hit with this illness or that illness. I would be sick for a few days, then viola!, I was over it. Then days later I was down for the count. I didn't understand it. But luckily for me, I wasn't alone. After speaking to different peoples, I learned that it was quite common this season - the flu/cold illness and allergies.
Yay for the much needed rain, but boo for the effects of unwellness.
Now I'm getting back into my original grove and rightfully so, as I have a big trip this upcoming week. San Fran next weekend with my little brother and that goth/rock girl he loves hanging out with. Woods and I have a full weekend scheduled including the "All About Evil" premiere, Joey Arias & Sherry Vine at The Rrazz Room, "Wicked: The Musical" and Spaz's Cocktailgate at Truck. I hope their health is up to par, because I am ready to unleash the beast. I've been laying low for far too long. I'm ready to cause a raucous!
And it starts today!
Thank you Los Angeles for providing me with beautiful sunny 70 degree weather. I need to start working on my tan. As Peggy Hill would say "whoa yeah!"
Friday, April 23, 2010
And The Sky Was Made Of Amethyst
I'm off to finally lay on my eyes on Courtney Love's Hole.
Seriously.
I hope she shows us her hole tonight. That would make my day. That trashy hot mess of a rock hooker - I love her.
Seriously.
I hope she shows us her hole tonight. That would make my day. That trashy hot mess of a rock hooker - I love her.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 09, 2010
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
The Idiot Box
Why can't 50 Cent just shut the fuck up for once?
50 says even though some broadcast standards may not be fair, he does have love for Gaga and some of other queens of popular music. In a lighthearted part of the interview, Fif was asked whether he'd "kiss, marry or avoid?" Gaga, Beyoncé or Rihanna.
"I would kiss Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and Rihanna," he replied with a laugh. "I'd marry Beyoncé, Lady Gaga and Rihanna — in Africa. I'd have three wives! I would avoid wearing condoms and make really big families."
(via mtv.com)Saturday, April 03, 2010
Update: Mo' Tame?
Well, Miss Mo'Nique did not disappoint! She was just as nasty as she ever was. I loved it. Hell, she even had Woods laughing his balls off. Despite the low attendance (for the Nokia, that place is huge), it was mostly full. It was nice to see all ethnicities up in there - and sexual orientations. Hay!
Some key moments...
1. Mo'Nique telling some asswipe to quit texting during her set
2. Mo'Nique's advice to the black women (oh, they was quiet! - either they was taking notes or not too happy about what she had to say... m'kay, does the truth hurt?)
3. Mo'Nique's comeditic acknowledgments to the "homosexuals" in the house (hay! - I bet some of those audience members were expecting that!)
4. Mo'Nique's weave
Post Mo'Nique show: Cub Scout @ The Eagle (nice to see all the peeps) & Isaac and Nina's birthday party in K-Town (shenanigans until 4am!)
Some key moments...
1. Mo'Nique telling some asswipe to quit texting during her set
2. Mo'Nique's advice to the black women (oh, they was quiet! - either they was taking notes or not too happy about what she had to say... m'kay, does the truth hurt?)
3. Mo'Nique's comeditic acknowledgments to the "homosexuals" in the house (hay! - I bet some of those audience members were expecting that!)
4. Mo'Nique's weave
Post Mo'Nique show: Cub Scout @ The Eagle (nice to see all the peeps) & Isaac and Nina's birthday party in K-Town (shenanigans until 4am!)
Friday, April 02, 2010
Mo' Tame?
In a couple of hours, I'll be off to see Mo'Nique at the Nokia Theatre. While I am looking forward to seeing Mo's stand-up for the first time in a live venue, I'm on the fence on how her set is going to play out.
Let me explain that statement...
I've seen Mo's comedy routines on television and DVD over the past decade. I love me some raunchy comedians/comediennes and Miss Mo'Nique ranks up there, but I have noticed a difference in her stand-up and her talk show persona lately. I do know that on her talk show she is catering to a specific audience, and it's the same for the live venue gigs, so I'm just hoping she hasn't "watered" down her comedy since she's become a household name. Thanks "Precious". I have faith that it will be just as nasty as it has been for years. Bring on the skinny bitch jokes!
Let me explain that statement...
I've seen Mo's comedy routines on television and DVD over the past decade. I love me some raunchy comedians/comediennes and Miss Mo'Nique ranks up there, but I have noticed a difference in her stand-up and her talk show persona lately. I do know that on her talk show she is catering to a specific audience, and it's the same for the live venue gigs, so I'm just hoping she hasn't "watered" down her comedy since she's become a household name. Thanks "Precious". I have faith that it will be just as nasty as it has been for years. Bring on the skinny bitch jokes!
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