The floors are covered in dust thus making the house feel completely filthy. I'm crabby because I haven't had a bite to eat since 3pm. I haven't been to the gym yet today and will not be going due to the fact that I have to be ready to leave for dinner at 9pm. And I still have an unsettling feeling in my stomach which has been torturing me since I gotten up this morning. This is the accumulation of all the things that have made this promising day turn sour.
Joy.
Hopefully dinner will turn things around as I feel, and know for a fact, that I am not the best company. Just call me Pouty-Faced Petunia.
I hate it when things never go as planned. I know not everything runs smoothly, but I would rather have some things happen on the regular - or even if those said "things" pan out slightly different as long as some of the key elements that keep my engine running on a daily basis find their way to completion.
I'm sure a glass of wine or a strong cocktail with dinner will remind me that tomorrow is another day. And here's to hoping that I know how to tackle the obstacles differently when I wake up in the morn.
Too many things to do, too many distractions, and not enough time. The story of our lives.
This modernized journal belongs to the Los Angeles based, self proclaimed narcissist, & all around slag Whiplash Lopenski.
Friday, October 15, 2010
Friday, October 01, 2010
Nancy Boy
There is a growing uproar over the two following adverts, but all I can see when I look at them is memories of myself as a child. Awe.


Upon my scanning of the comments over the furor these ads have created, I came across this genius parody from The Onion - which has now become a solid favorite of mine:
I wish those parents who shame their children for being "different" (read: fabulous) could only realize how lucky they really are. I mean, c'mon, how boring is it to have a "normal" child. I'm super grateful that mom saw my potential when I was a wee lad parading around the living room in her heels. Werque!


Upon my scanning of the comments over the furor these ads have created, I came across this genius parody from The Onion - which has now become a solid favorite of mine:
I wish those parents who shame their children for being "different" (read: fabulous) could only realize how lucky they really are. I mean, c'mon, how boring is it to have a "normal" child. I'm super grateful that mom saw my potential when I was a wee lad parading around the living room in her heels. Werque!
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